March 2009 Blog Posts (1)

BY THE TIME THE LORD MADE WOMAN HE WAS INTO HIS 6TH DAY OF OVERTIME. AN ANGEL APPEARED AND SAID, "WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON THIS ONE?" AND THE LORD ANSWERED, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPEC SHEET ON HER?" SHE HAS TO BE COMPLETELY WASHABLE, BUT NOT PLASTIC, HAVE OVER 200 MOVEABLE PARTS, ALL REPLACEABLE AND ABLE TO RUN ON DIET COKE & LEFTOVERS, HAVE A LAP THAT CAN HOLD 4 CHILDREN AT ONE TIME, HAVE A KISS THAT CAN CURE ANYTHING FROM A SCRAPED KNEE TO A BROKEN HEART AND SHE WILL DO EVERYTHING… Continue